Aye. Im getting alot of smses by the day frm aic regarding cca plsuplus theres a crap load of stuff on the sj blog.
I suffered from mental breakdown just now after I got another sms. o_O
Therefore we are all gna die frm memory overload.
Shall put them up here for easy ref. (:
See Im so nice. :D

31 Aug
-> Hand in all your excuse letters.
If not handed in, would be ignored.

2 Sep
-> AGI (Annual General Inspection)
Come in full-u; serangoon stadium; 4.30-7.30pm

7 Sep
-> SANA (anti-drug) CPBS course
Compulsory; pay $4 to collators; Collators give sqdncos by 29th Aug.

9 Sep
-> SJAB Walkathon
Compulsory; from 8am to 11am; at headquarters; in sj tee, track/school shoes & shorts/slacks (I dno which one lah ); hours will be clocked under CIP.

15 Sep
-> KOTO retake
9.30am; headquarters for those who failed koto. (ie. ME, tseying and mabel)

16 Oct
-> CCA will continue after stand-down

20 Nov
-> Civil defence course
Compulsory; unable to attend, tell collators; collators tell sqdncos by 5th sep

27-29 Nov (Tentative)
-> Minicomp
If unable to attend, tell collators; Collators tell sqdncos by 30th Aug.

Uh ok I think thats it.
Go edit it or what if got any changes.
And go check the sj blog or board outside sj room for more details.
Kthanks. (:
:D -Carrie

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Hello!
Got this form friend's blog. Super hilarious!
Good tip for our seniors too!(lol kidding only!)

30 Things To Do In An Exam When You Know You're Going To Fail It Anyways!
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Masturbate.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

LMAO. NOTICE 24 IF YOU ARE NOT GONNA SPEND TIME READING.

lottsa love
yanyi(:
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alrights.
i've thought of a timing which is just right; not too fast nor slow :D

erm. it goes like this... (the slanted words dont say it out lols)

left, 2 a thousand, left, 2 a thousand, left, right, left, 2 a thousand,
left, 2 a thousand, left, 2 a thousand, left, right, left, 2 a thousand... ...

left is obviously pronounced as leb.

the 2 a thousand's speed is the same as when we count for the rescue breaths in CPR.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE count the 2 a thousand in your heart lol. if you dont want to confuse yourself then follow the speed of those who got count luh.

alrights:D

cheers:D

loves claud(:

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WE CAN DO IT.
yeah, seriously, there's nothing we cant do.

i seriously do not think that we can improve just because of those harsh remarks.
our drills are like 'shit'?
no! shit aint for us to criticise like that.
even shit has it's useful points.
they can serve as fertilisers which help to make crops so nutritious.
even if our drills aint good (apparently that is), we shouldn't be referred as shit.

i know, some of us are really putting in effort.
not yet full i can say.
when we do our TLV, just do it. don't be afraid of making mistakes.
mistakes are made for us to learn.
and if you really made a mistake, dont get disheartened if the mams scold you or what.
being disheartened only make you repeat your mistake.
if your sole mistake caused the whole squad to be scolded, so?
we're a whole squad. we deserve to be pumped together and everything.

just believe in yourself. believe in your squad mates. when we're together, there's nothing we cant do.

as for the basics for marching,
yeah, it is difficult to keep all that down at the same time initially.
just a tip.

shoulders back, lock arms, dig heels, loud timing, dressing, shoulders back, lock arms, dig heels, loud timing, dressing, shoulders back...

when you're marching, just rotate these points in your mind. keep rotating and rotating and do what's in your mind. if you are seriously tired, just bear with it. just think of it that it's gonna end anyway, sooner or later.

as for water cheer, apparently all the delays are because of our squad. so when you uncap your bottle. just straight away go to the direct position. it's only starting and cant tire you hands anywhere. if we all bear it together, no fidgeting, we could just hold it for shorter time.

the end. these might be useful, it might not. it might just be some craps and may appear neutral to some. btu anyway, i've made by piece.

TOGETHER WE STRIVE!~

loves claud.

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Hello.
I think we should really take note on what Cabs just said.
When we are asked to take our 1.5, JUST GRAB any waer bottle and go. Don't care whose is it can change it later.
Sophia made a great point. We do not deserved to be praised at all. Once we get praised, it really get into our head and then, we really dont do well at all.

On the happier note, I've posted pics on the net already.
Carrie's birthday
Open house + BFA practical
The open house and BFA practical were taken by the teacher-in-charge. She wants us to take a look.
Sorry Tse Ying, I forgot to bring my cammerer today so I did not take any pictures.
And Cheokalate, thank your mum for us for the DAMN NICE CAKE! And its healty too!

For those who did not know, we have made it a squad tradition that during a birthday, the birthday girl would have cream smeared on her face. Tse Ying had her face smeared today. By Cheokalate + Carrie.

Anyway, I've gotta go
sending my love
yanyi(:
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Hey squadmates.
Okay before I start, please please please believe me when I say that I do not mean to offend anyone; I love all you guys.
As you could tell today, during foot drill, Olivia mam almost wanted to cry. Yes, that's how disappointed our mams are with us.
Our foot drill is like shit, honestly.
I don't think we are putting in enough effort, even our timing isn't loud enough.
Don't let the fact that the reddds praised us last time get to our heads, it was only a slight improvement.
We cannot get stuck at marching!
What if next year our juniors are better than us, they would be doing things far more complicated than marching, how embarrassing would that be?
We seriously suck.
Let's start at timing.
We are soft.
Are you all scared of the people watching?
What the hell are you scared of?
Be proud of St John's, be proud of Veggies, be proud of yourself.
If you make a mistake, don't commit it again, and learn from it.
I MEAN IT.
DO NOT COMMIT IT AGAIN.
LEARN FROM IT.
AND NEVER EVER AGAIN DO IT.
Could we just remember the basics?
Lock arms
Backs straight, no slouching
90 Degrees
LOUD timing
Take note of dressing
Take note of dressing while marching
Small steps
Dig heels
Jerk arms
Don't stone.
Could we do just these to make the reddds and yellows proud of us?
Don't hate the mams for repeating their scoldings over and over again.
We really do suck.
Put in more effort, put in more soul.
I don't want to be stuck on marching forever, and neither do you.
Remember what Shuh Ying mam said, "THIS IS NOT GUNIANG CLUB!"
Yes, it is not guniang club.
No more sunblock, no more GIRLY/GUNIANG timing, do not give the seniors another reason to gossip about us and dislike us.
I'm not saying I'm good at foot drill or anything, I just want all of us to work harder.
SJ is not individual, as long as one person makes a mistake, all of us pay for it.
Do not blame the person, help the person to improve.
And right now, all of us are crapping up.
Squadmates, let's work for a better tomorrow, for a better foot drill session with less scoldings.
Loves, Cabrini.

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IM SO UBER TOUCHED BY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!
Haha. You all are GREAT SQDMATES.
Nothing can change that. WE ROCK! (haha, ego, but TRUE.)

TODAY'S CELEBERATION WAS THE BEST!
I shall make a speech(?) to every one of you!

Uhm, I have no idea how to start, but, THANKS EVERYONE!
I still cant express all my gratitude within one single word.
Like what yanyi said, we all simply ROCK. :D

Anw, BIG THANKS to my oh-so-wonderful-&-brilliant-&-great SQDMATES!
The ones who organised and came for the celebration! [And also a particular SOMEONE who smeared cream on my face.... Haha.]
You all are the ones who MADE MY WISH COME TRUE! [for once... haha, I rmbr wishing for world peace when I was 10... ok nvm.]
Erm, I shall keep that wish today a private one to myself... :D

And also, thanks to CABRINI for the wonderful CAKE!
The super expensive one!
Its totally so darn NICE! :D THANKS!
And the PRESENTS too! :)

Oh and not forgetting, our MAMS!
Who came down and wished my a happy birthday!
Haha. Yeap, thanks. :D

Wells, yep, all I can say for the meanwhile here, is, THANKYOU LOADS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!
I'll NEVER EVER forget this WONDERFUL CELEBRATION.
[And also the first one ever in school.]
prehaps its not really a big deal to you, but it REALLY IS TO ME!
haha. Its too much, I cant express it in words!

Oh and ONE more thing!
I WILL FOREVER LOVE YOU ALL LOADS! <333333333
VEGGIES WAN SUI!!!!

:D - Carrie [SMILES!]

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okay. that was random.

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WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED(:

1 veggy breaks.
18 veggies together, so unbreakable.

even if any of us breaks, we could still bandage her back(;

just to say, together we unite(:
and i love you all((:


lotsa love,
claudia:D

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Squadmates, we just simply rock. :D
No one can distroy our bond!

sending my love,
yanyi(:
SMILE!:D

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Hellos sqdmates!

Erm, about that sqd tee idea which was on hiatus for a long long time...
Haha. :P
Well, Claudia asked the producer alrd, he/she said that must see the design first then can tell us the cost.
*Hint hint*
Ok fine, go VOTE FOR OUR SQD TEE DESIGN!
Uhh, but I think first we should decide whether we want to combine ideas or something...
Ok I dont know, I suck at organising stuff. XD
Any comments etc go TAG TH TAG BOARD! :D

Oh and good luck everyone for tomorrow's BFA PRACTICAL!
DO NOT FREAK OUT!
Haha if you do, you'll get too nervous till you forget everything.
I think.
Hmm, it happened to me for koto. :P
So yeah, JIAYOU EVERYONE! MUST GET 100% PASSES FROM OUR SQUAD!!
Yay. :D

:D -Carrie [Smiles!]

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